because i was tagged by two_if_by_sea

[rhoddlet]

HP

1. Tom/reallynicethings
   
2. Tom/Dumbledore (oh, shut up. wrinkled old man testicles can be cute; they'll just look like naked, sagging wriggly mice or something)
   
3. Percy/Tom
   
4. Ginny/Percy
   
5. Percy/Ginny
   
6. James/Sirius
   
7. Lucius/James
   
8. Remius/Sirius (not in a very fandom sense, though, because most of the fics that I read don't agree with the way it is in my head and therefore are WRONG)
   
9. Remus/Tonks
   
10. Remus/Fenrir

Naruto

1. Sasuke/Naruto
   
2. Sasuke/Itachi
   
3. Kakashi/Sasuke
   
4. Kakashi/Kabuto (oh, it shames and burns, it burns)
   
5. Gaara Gaara Gaara does he count as being a pairing in and of himself because he's a symbiotic entity?
   
6. Hyuugacest, biiiitches

Misc

1. X-Files: Mulder/Krycek
   
2. X-Files: Mulder/Scully
   
3. Gundamn Wing, no that is not a typo: Heero/Quatre
   
4. Gundamn Wing: Treize/Zechs
   
5. FF7: Cloud/Sephiroth. Fuck all of you bitches with your elitism and snobbery and canon plausibility.
   
6. Hikago: Hikaru/Touya. DUH.
   
7. Star Trek, The Next Generation: This is embarrassing to admit, but -- Troi/Riker. Come on.
   
8. Star Trek, Voyager: Harry Kim/B'Elanna Torres.
   
9. Star Trek, Enterprise: Archer/Tucker
   
10. Star Trek, Enterprise: Archer/T'Pol
    
11. X-men, anygoddamnversefuckyouall I am a sap of monumental proportions: Jean/Scott
    
12. X-men, 1602: Warren/Scott
    
13. X-men anyuniverse, really, but definitely 1602 and New: Scott/Xavier
    
14. X-men, Age of Apocalypse: Scott/Alex.
    
15. X-men animated series: Rogue/Gambit. I cut my teeth on this as a baby.
    
16. DCverse: Bruce/Dick. There is just no doubt about this. I'm convinced that even if Bruce was too ornery to actually ever throw it to him, Dick would jerk off about it regularly and at the top of his teenage lungs at the Wayne Mansion.
    
17. DCverse: Bruce/Cassandra Cain This is like the even scarier sequel to the first. It's like how Children of the Corn 2 was much scarier than Children of the Corn? THE CHILDREN ARE EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING NOW.
    
18. DCverse: Bruce/Clark
    
19. Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, holy God. OT8.
    
20. Star Wars: Anakin/Obi-Wan, surprisingly enough. Ewan McGregor singlehandedly sold me on the depth of Obi-Wan's devotion to his stupid apprentice in RotS. He loved that boy, he loved that boy, he loved that damn boy, and Anakin just has it in the worst way for Obi-Wan. Nevertheless, when I try to think of actual Anakin/Obi-Wan and not Anakin slinking around in a torrent of manic-ragic infatuation, my head just bends and starts doing that Warp 10 stuttering approach from Star Trek.
    
21. Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Dooku. Start laughing at me, and I'll cry. I swear to God, I'll cry.
    
22. Firefly: Simon/River
    
23. SportsNight: Casey/Dan
    
24. SportsNight: Natalie/Jeremy
    
25. Narnia: Peter/Susan
    
26. Narnia: Fenrir/Edmund
    
27. Narnia: Peter/Edmund
    
28. Karekano: Asaba/Arima yes goddammit you know it happened.
    
29. Boondock Saints: Murphy/Connor.
    
30. Boondock Saints: Mama McManus/Daddy McManus.
    
31. Igby Goes Down: Ollie/Igby
    
32. Igby Goes Down: Ollie/Sookie
    
33. Igby Goes Down: Igby/Sookie
    
    ... and probably 3000000000 fandoms I'm forgetting. I have been in entirely too many in the course of my life. *_*
    
    

Comments

[stoptocheer.livejournal.com]

Scott/Xavier?

And oh my god, Jean/Scott = my otp of all time now, I swear. They're gorgeous. I can't wait for the return of that pairing in mainstream marvel. *kicks NXM mindchange, kicks Emma*

[spacebrat.livejournal.com]

*adds Terry Boot/Lisa Turpin to your list; slinks away with migraine*

learning my new thing for today...

[versinae.livejournal.com]

What's an OT8? Is it an OT-infinity, but sideways?

And what about canon plausibility in Cloud/Sephiroth? Is it that it's so implausible that it could never happen but you ship it anyway, or that it's so plausible and fuck those bitches who don't realise it? Just idle curiosity...

[karabou.livejournal.com]

Simon/River is your Firefly pairing of choice? I love you forever, except...

wrinkled old man testicles can be cute; they'll just look like naked, sagging wriggly mice or something

This just like traumatized me for life. I think normal non-old-men tesitcles are gross looking enough, but. Ew! Gah! Don't write out things I can't unread.

And I completely agree with all your DC Batman pairings, especially Bruce/Cass... so much love for that pairing... However, for your X-Men pairings? I wouldn't put Jean with anyone, because we hates her, precious...

Aaaand, the Narnia mention got me thinking, if you're still here when it comes out (you might not be, cause I think it's a Christmas-y release), we should go see that. .. That's kind of a given, though.

[penelope-z.livejournal.com]

I'm all about the Obi-wan/Anakin. If Anakin was not one of the biggest morons ever to grace the big screen, I might have been even more keen, to swooning points even. I don't know what on earth to make of the pairing, but I like it. And heee, Cloud/Sephiroth! If only the fics were so suck-tastic.

[neotoma.livejournal.com]

Remius/Sirius (not in a very fandom sense, though, because most of the fics that I read don't agree with the way it is in my head and therefore are WRONG)

So true, sadly. Puppy-shipping should be dark and depresssing, not fluffy bunnies all around.

X-men, 1602: Warren/Scott

So canon it's not even funny, at least from Warren's side.

Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Dooku. Start laughing at me, and I'll cry. I swear to God, I'll cry

Have you actually written this? Because... wow, I love the Jedi and their fucked up pseudo-familial, quasi-incestuous relationships.

[hydy.livejournal.com]

Tom/Dumbledore (oh, shut up. wrinkled old man testicles can be cute; they'll just look like naked, sagging wriggly mice or something

Kakashi/Kabuto (oh, it shames and burns, it burns)

The former slightly traumatizes me, but amuses me greatly at the same time. Have you written a Tom/Dumbledore fic? I'd looooove to read it

The latter would be delicious (please write it)

[thestrand.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Uchihacest + Hyuugacest? = ♥