because i was tagged by two_if_by_sea

[rhoddlet]

HP

1. Tom/reallynicethings
   
2. Tom/Dumbledore (oh, shut up. wrinkled old man testicles can be cute; they'll just look like naked, sagging wriggly mice or something)
   
3. Percy/Tom
   
4. Ginny/Percy
   
5. Percy/Ginny
   
6. James/Sirius
   
7. Lucius/James
   
8. Remius/Sirius (not in a very fandom sense, though, because most of the fics that I read don't agree with the way it is in my head and therefore are WRONG)
   
9. Remus/Tonks
   
10. Remus/Fenrir

Naruto

1. Sasuke/Naruto
   
2. Sasuke/Itachi
   
3. Kakashi/Sasuke
   
4. Kakashi/Kabuto (oh, it shames and burns, it burns)
   
5. Gaara Gaara Gaara does he count as being a pairing in and of himself because he's a symbiotic entity?
   
6. Hyuugacest, biiiitches

Misc

1. X-Files: Mulder/Krycek
   
2. X-Files: Mulder/Scully
   
3. Gundamn Wing, no that is not a typo: Heero/Quatre
   
4. Gundamn Wing: Treize/Zechs
   
5. FF7: Cloud/Sephiroth. Fuck all of you bitches with your elitism and snobbery and canon plausibility.
   
6. Hikago: Hikaru/Touya. DUH.
   
7. Star Trek, The Next Generation: This is embarrassing to admit, but -- Troi/Riker. Come on.
   
8. Star Trek, Voyager: Harry Kim/B'Elanna Torres.
   
9. Star Trek, Enterprise: Archer/Tucker
   
10. Star Trek, Enterprise: Archer/T'Pol
    
11. X-men, anygoddamnversefuckyouall I am a sap of monumental proportions: Jean/Scott
    
12. X-men, 1602: Warren/Scott
    
13. X-men anyuniverse, really, but definitely 1602 and New: Scott/Xavier
    
14. X-men, Age of Apocalypse: Scott/Alex.
    
15. X-men animated series: Rogue/Gambit. I cut my teeth on this as a baby.
    
16. DCverse: Bruce/Dick. There is just no doubt about this. I'm convinced that even if Bruce was too ornery to actually ever throw it to him, Dick would jerk off about it regularly and at the top of his teenage lungs at the Wayne Mansion.
    
17. DCverse: Bruce/Cassandra Cain This is like the even scarier sequel to the first. It's like how Children of the Corn 2 was much scarier than Children of the Corn? THE CHILDREN ARE EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING NOW.
    
18. DCverse: Bruce/Clark
    
19. Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, holy God. OT8.
    
20. Star Wars: Anakin/Obi-Wan, surprisingly enough. Ewan McGregor singlehandedly sold me on the depth of Obi-Wan's devotion to his stupid apprentice in RotS. He loved that boy, he loved that boy, he loved that damn boy, and Anakin just has it in the worst way for Obi-Wan. Nevertheless, when I try to think of actual Anakin/Obi-Wan and not Anakin slinking around in a torrent of manic-ragic infatuation, my head just bends and starts doing that Warp 10 stuttering approach from Star Trek.
    
21. Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Dooku. Start laughing at me, and I'll cry. I swear to God, I'll cry.
    
22. Firefly: Simon/River
    
23. SportsNight: Casey/Dan
    
24. SportsNight: Natalie/Jeremy
    
25. Narnia: Peter/Susan
    
26. Narnia: Fenrir/Edmund
    
27. Narnia: Peter/Edmund
    
28. Karekano: Asaba/Arima yes goddammit you know it happened.
    
29. Boondock Saints: Murphy/Connor.
    
30. Boondock Saints: Mama McManus/Daddy McManus.
    
31. Igby Goes Down: Ollie/Igby
    
32. Igby Goes Down: Ollie/Sookie
    
33. Igby Goes Down: Igby/Sookie
    
    ... and probably 3000000000 fandoms I'm forgetting. I have been in entirely too many in the course of my life. *_*
    
    

Comments

*writes you thesis*

[rhoddlet.livejournal.com]

It's a variation of OT3, which I'm given to understand is OTP taken to such a level of intensity that it becomes plebey. And, um, my love of Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon is a deeply, profoundly powerful plebeifying force such that I felt I had to invent a brand-new acronym on the spot for it. I'd been thinking of it merely as OT-SOME NUMBER GREATER THAN 3 AND HEY 8>3!, but OT-infinity works too.

When I'm feeling rational about Cloud/Sephiroth, it's "look, why is it so implausible that originalCloud hooked up with Sephiroth at some point and had serious amounts of superkinky, superhot subordinate/superior sex that then gains additional emotional resonance in light of later events?" When I'm feeling really rational about Cloud/Sephiroth, I realize just how far outside of canon that kind of relationship would be (i.e.: canon implausible), and I feel embarrassed that I want something that "could never happen."

Somewhere between just feeling rational and feeling really rational, though, it's PLAUSIBLE AND FUCK YOU BITCHES AND GOD IT HAS SUCH AWESOME HOT PORN/META POTENTIAL! >:O

Don't mind my previous inability to click the right link...

[versinae.livejournal.com]

I think a lot of problems may have been solved if George Lucas were more aware of the Plebeifying Force and its role in his movie-making. Oh well.

Also, if Cloud/Sephiroth never happened, and Cloud had no interest in him, why the heck did he show up shirtless at the final battle inside Cloud's little messed-up head? Just saying. Besides, if Tifa's figure is canon, then Cloud/Sephiroth must be, because it's way more plausible than her being able to balance (and much less fight) with that thing.

Re: Don't mind my previous inability to click the right link...

[rhoddlet.livejournal.com]

... this comment, all in all, made me laugh for about fifteen minutes last night when I should have been sleeping. *is still giggly*