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HP
- Tom/reallynicethings
- Tom/Dumbledore (oh, shut up. wrinkled old man testicles can be cute; they'll just look like naked, sagging wriggly mice or something)
- Percy/Tom
- Ginny/Percy
- Percy/Ginny
- James/Sirius
- Lucius/James
- Remius/Sirius (not in a very fandom sense, though, because most of the fics that I read don't agree with the way it is in my head and therefore are WRONG)
- Remus/Tonks
- Remus/Fenrir
Naruto
- Sasuke/Naruto
- Sasuke/Itachi
- Kakashi/Sasuke
- Kakashi/Kabuto (oh, it shames and burns, it burns)
- Gaara Gaara Gaara does he count as being a pairing in and of himself because he's a symbiotic entity?
- Hyuugacest, biiiitches
Misc
- X-Files: Mulder/Krycek
- X-Files: Mulder/Scully
- Gundamn Wing, no that is not a typo: Heero/Quatre
- Gundamn Wing: Treize/Zechs
- FF7: Cloud/Sephiroth. Fuck all of you bitches with your elitism and snobbery and canon plausibility.
- Hikago: Hikaru/Touya. DUH.
- Star Trek, The Next Generation: This is embarrassing to admit, but -- Troi/Riker. Come on.
- Star Trek, Voyager: Harry Kim/B'Elanna Torres.
- Star Trek, Enterprise: Archer/Tucker
- Star Trek, Enterprise: Archer/T'Pol
- X-men, anygoddamnversefuckyouall I am a sap of monumental proportions: Jean/Scott
- X-men, 1602: Warren/Scott
- X-men anyuniverse, really, but definitely 1602 and New: Scott/Xavier
- X-men, Age of Apocalypse: Scott/Alex.
- X-men animated series: Rogue/Gambit. I cut my teeth on this as a baby.
- DCverse: Bruce/Dick. There is just no doubt about this. I'm convinced that even if Bruce was too ornery to actually ever throw it to him, Dick would jerk off about it regularly and at the top of his teenage lungs at the Wayne Mansion.
- DCverse: Bruce/Cassandra Cain This is like the even scarier sequel to the first. It's like how Children of the Corn 2 was much scarier than Children of the Corn? THE CHILDREN ARE EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING NOW.
- DCverse: Bruce/Clark
- Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, holy God. OT8.
- Star Wars: Anakin/Obi-Wan, surprisingly enough. Ewan McGregor singlehandedly sold me on the depth of Obi-Wan's devotion to his stupid apprentice in RotS. He loved that boy, he loved that boy, he loved that damn boy, and Anakin just has it in the worst way for Obi-Wan. Nevertheless, when I try to think of actual Anakin/Obi-Wan and not Anakin slinking around in a torrent of manic-ragic infatuation, my head just bends and starts doing that Warp 10 stuttering approach from Star Trek.
- Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Dooku. Start laughing at me, and I'll cry. I swear to God, I'll cry.
- Firefly: Simon/River
- SportsNight: Casey/Dan
- SportsNight: Natalie/Jeremy
- Narnia: Peter/Susan
- Narnia: Fenrir/Edmund
- Narnia: Peter/Edmund
- Karekano: Asaba/Arima yes goddammit you know it happened.
- Boondock Saints: Murphy/Connor.
- Boondock Saints: Mama McManus/Daddy McManus.
- Igby Goes Down: Ollie/Igby
- Igby Goes Down: Ollie/Sookie
- Igby Goes Down: Igby/Sookie
... and probably 3000000000 fandoms I'm forgetting. I have been in entirely too many in the course of my life. *_*
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So true, sadly. Puppy-shipping should be dark and depresssing, not fluffy bunnies all around.
X-men, 1602: Warren/Scott
So canon it's not even funny, at least from Warren's side.
Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Dooku. Start laughing at me, and I'll cry. I swear to God, I'll cry
Have you actually written this? Because... wow, I love the Jedi and their fucked up pseudo-familial, quasi-incestuous relationships.
i love 1602 warren. holy god.
And ;lfkj;glidfh. Qui-Gon/Dooku is the secret, burning pairing of my heart. Everytime a hint of it comes up in roleplay scenes with Dilly, she goes o.o, but man. I'm telling you. There is some fic to be written there. It's the sheer crack of imagining baby Qui-Gon together with the sheer crack of Dooku-before-he-went-really-bad!
Re: i love 1602 warren. holy god.
their relationship is about as fluffy as a fist to the face.
Exactly. But people relentlessly fluff it up.
It's the sheer crack of imagining baby Qui-Gon together with the sheer crack of Dooku-before-he-went-really-bad!
You've seen that comic scan of a scene from when Qui-Gon was a padawan, I take it? The one where he's standing beside Dooku, looking skinny and half-grown and entirely too puppy-cute in a haircut that I always thought was *designed* to look atrocious on *any* human being.
God, if you ever do finish it up, that'll be so much fun.
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Qui-Gon is a surprisingly tractable to being written into patches of cute. He really is.
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It's GOT to be a comic scan, but I have no idea where from. Doesn't Qui-Gon look like a puppy, possibly from some large herding breed? And see, he got that reassuring-hand-on-shoulder habit from Dooku?