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HP
- Tom/reallynicethings
- Tom/Dumbledore (oh, shut up. wrinkled old man testicles can be cute; they'll just look like naked, sagging wriggly mice or something)
- Percy/Tom
- Ginny/Percy
- Percy/Ginny
- James/Sirius
- Lucius/James
- Remius/Sirius (not in a very fandom sense, though, because most of the fics that I read don't agree with the way it is in my head and therefore are WRONG)
- Remus/Tonks
- Remus/Fenrir
Naruto
- Sasuke/Naruto
- Sasuke/Itachi
- Kakashi/Sasuke
- Kakashi/Kabuto (oh, it shames and burns, it burns)
- Gaara Gaara Gaara does he count as being a pairing in and of himself because he's a symbiotic entity?
- Hyuugacest, biiiitches
Misc
- X-Files: Mulder/Krycek
- X-Files: Mulder/Scully
- Gundamn Wing, no that is not a typo: Heero/Quatre
- Gundamn Wing: Treize/Zechs
- FF7: Cloud/Sephiroth. Fuck all of you bitches with your elitism and snobbery and canon plausibility.
- Hikago: Hikaru/Touya. DUH.
- Star Trek, The Next Generation: This is embarrassing to admit, but -- Troi/Riker. Come on.
- Star Trek, Voyager: Harry Kim/B'Elanna Torres.
- Star Trek, Enterprise: Archer/Tucker
- Star Trek, Enterprise: Archer/T'Pol
- X-men, anygoddamnversefuckyouall I am a sap of monumental proportions: Jean/Scott
- X-men, 1602: Warren/Scott
- X-men anyuniverse, really, but definitely 1602 and New: Scott/Xavier
- X-men, Age of Apocalypse: Scott/Alex.
- X-men animated series: Rogue/Gambit. I cut my teeth on this as a baby.
- DCverse: Bruce/Dick. There is just no doubt about this. I'm convinced that even if Bruce was too ornery to actually ever throw it to him, Dick would jerk off about it regularly and at the top of his teenage lungs at the Wayne Mansion.
- DCverse: Bruce/Cassandra Cain This is like the even scarier sequel to the first. It's like how Children of the Corn 2 was much scarier than Children of the Corn? THE CHILDREN ARE EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING NOW.
- DCverse: Bruce/Clark
- Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, holy God. OT8.
- Star Wars: Anakin/Obi-Wan, surprisingly enough. Ewan McGregor singlehandedly sold me on the depth of Obi-Wan's devotion to his stupid apprentice in RotS. He loved that boy, he loved that boy, he loved that damn boy, and Anakin just has it in the worst way for Obi-Wan. Nevertheless, when I try to think of actual Anakin/Obi-Wan and not Anakin slinking around in a torrent of manic-ragic infatuation, my head just bends and starts doing that Warp 10 stuttering approach from Star Trek.
- Star Wars: Qui-Gon/Dooku. Start laughing at me, and I'll cry. I swear to God, I'll cry.
- Firefly: Simon/River
- SportsNight: Casey/Dan
- SportsNight: Natalie/Jeremy
- Narnia: Peter/Susan
- Narnia: Fenrir/Edmund
- Narnia: Peter/Edmund
- Karekano: Asaba/Arima yes goddammit you know it happened.
- Boondock Saints: Murphy/Connor.
- Boondock Saints: Mama McManus/Daddy McManus.
- Igby Goes Down: Ollie/Igby
- Igby Goes Down: Ollie/Sookie
- Igby Goes Down: Igby/Sookie
... and probably 3000000000 fandoms I'm forgetting. I have been in entirely too many in the course of my life. *_*
Re: *heads to bed now, will continue this conversation should you choose to continue it, tomorrow*
I have an extreme allergic reaction. *TWITCHES* Have you seen the latest HoM? Scott finds out he's married to Emma and throws up. :D
I just love Jean/Scott. Their psionic bond. The way they went to Alaska to start a family, pre-The Twelve. Raising Cable in the futureverse. The fact HE DREAMED OF HER IN THE ORPHANAGE. Their vows. The whole epic nature of their romance. The scene on the plateau, of course. Jean and Cable going off to find Scott when he was possessed. Charles telling Jean that she must love Scott with all her heart. Scott's shy holding back in the early days. Jean having all these boys fawn over her, but only loving Scott. The way she makes fun of him all the time! Pulling him in to fight on the Astral Plane when they're trying to save Nathan from the TO virus, because the two of them are practically one, and they have the strongest bond of all.
And anyway, Joss Whedon has said, re: S/E, that "every man has to fall for the wrong woman once". ONCE. And she's WRONG for him. (Plus, uh, Joss? Huge fanboy for S/J. This bodes well. :D)
... I was in bed. And then I woke up. I swear, last set of comments tonight.
But yeah. See, the greatness of the canon aside and my raging innerJean notwithstanding, my essential fangirl nature of Scott Summers shows through with S/J. By all accounts, before he arrives at the School, even though he's got all the genetic and emotional qualities to just be the most PERFECT BOY EVER, Scott has had a shite life. It's just a seriously, seriously, seriously shite life, and goddammit, I want his life to be perfect in one respect.
And Jean. Man. When I heard about the dreaming in the orphanage? That was it. The possibilities of seeing through telepathy? The way their leadership styles and goal-driven personalities complement each other? My heart was set on Scott, poor Scott, getting with the girl who is literally the girl of his dreams and living happily after. That would be, after all, THE JUST AND DECENT THING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE CHRIST HIS LIFE HAS SUCKED.
Alas, this is comic land, and it is not to be, so I suffer through many stabs of the heart and the face and God, have you read the Exiles comic where they go to the timeline right before the Phoenix Saga?
Re: ... I was in bed. And then I woke up. I swear, last set of comments tonight.
You're absolutely right. Scott has, without a doubt, the most disasterous life you could ever possibly imagine. AND IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE. And Jean, god, he just *deserves* her, and they should be together across time and realities. I haven't read that Exiles comic - Exiles is actually one thing I've never even glanced at, alas.
I just. I can't get over my love for S/J. I RP them all the time for
<333333333333333333, man.
Re: ... I was in bed. And then I woke up. I swear, last set of comments tonight.
The serie skinda goes to shit later on, but if you like Scott Summers meta, the first two arcs are pretty good and worth digging up. *is about to leave on vacation, but will dig them up for you when she get sback if you want*
AND. Yes. Forward the links and shit along becauser glh;difdj!