off to demand blowjobs.

So remember that story, "The Singing Sea?" The one where Harry and Hermione are in Greece, and poor Hermione is desperately in love with Harry, but she sees Harry getting a blowjob from Draco? Tradescant and P and squeaky, among others, left absolutely darling reviews; there were a couple people, who left stupid anti-slash reviews, and then, today, this gem appeared, convincing me that I am making my impression in HPfandom:

i hate it heroine should be the one giving harry head and then harry gives her a blowjob

I rock. I rock so hard my teeth hurt. Seri, you're also cool in my book

http://www.fanfiction.net/reviews.php?storyid=679417

Unnh.

My roommates are stressed out and having hysterical breakdowns on an hourly basis in the common room. I'm too alienated from them in order to really say anything to them, and I'm fairly certain that the one who is flipping out the worst actually actively dislikes me.

Happy thoughts. I will think happy thoughts:

Eight hours of sleep. Both Plumb and plums. The Cardigans and thick, Irish wool sweaters. Any of the animated Batman series. Outkast. Kant, Machiavelli, and the scandal-mongering old Roman historians, bless their nasty hearts. Small, furry animals, particularly mice, especially albino mice, and rats. My darling sister. Comfortable sweatpants and long-sleeved shirts I can roll up to the elbow. My boyfriend and the way his room smells of laundry and sunshine and wonderfulness. His curly blonde hair. Geb and the j-teers. A good, striking red. The beautiful girl I saw outside Davenport the other day, the Secret Service men wandering around campus and trying to be college students. Silly reviews, good reviews, reviews at all. Being so deep into writing something that I don't even hear the music I'm playing in the background. Bright blue skies and cool air. Reading Tradescant's diary, reading Seri's grave-defacing posts, particularly if she's in a sily mood. Maxim. Livejournal and all the oogly-lovely people on it. PCR gels that run beautifully. Sleeping.

(no subject)

Feh.

*schnorgles an unsuspecting Seri*

( Snape and Severus and winter parties. )