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It is dear, dear, dear [livejournal.com profile] stella_belli's birthday today, and well, since she turns into an old CRONE today and since she's always convinced that she isn't all that funny or charming or personable, I thought the best way to rub in the glories of youth past was to post, you know. A v. small sampling of some of the hilarious things that she's said to me in the past year.
Dilly: I'm thinking of [a word] that starts with xeno. Hah.
Rhod: Xenophobia? When he's looking at Jar Jar and like XD?
Dilly: I was like I WISH THERE WAS A DICTIONARY THAT I COULD LOOK AT WHERE THE WORDS WERE ALL IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SEARCH FOR THEM.
Dilly: And then I realized that I'm online


Dilly: *is singing a little song about peanut butter and toast being the best thing in the world, thinks the Boones would appreciate this song*
Rhod: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Dilly: If the world were Boones, it would be a top ten hit.


Dilly: If I were stuck with [cute married boy who flirts with me] in a class for an entire year, I'd be in trouble.
Dilly: But, pfft, this is nothing.
Dilly: [name of fic character] is punishing me by bringing up cheating.
mikeyheartshank: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Dilly: I will punish him back by STICKING [NAME OF ANOTHER FIC CHARACTER] PENIS IN HIS BUTT..

3:54 PM 5/4/2005

Rhod:
Dilly: I DO NOT WANT TO SEE KOTSAY
Rhod: He has a funny little hook nose.
Rhod: And pretty eyelashes. <3
Dilly: Baseball comes before noses.


Dilly: Michael [Young] runs like he watched a video on how to run as normal as possible.
Rhod: *laughing* He also bats like that too.
Rhod: It's hysterical. <3
Dilly: He's so normal it makes him WEIRD.
Dilly: I bet that would make his brain explode.


Dilly: Sori: ...Dyou know, eef you put the little stickers on, the eye black weel not get everywhere.
Hank: I am being old school. :|


Rhod: . . . Byrnes runs like he has one real leg and one peg leg.
Dilly: I was distracted by his hair, flopping like a dying fish in the breeze.

7:45 PM 5/19/2005

[while discussing star wars]
Dilly: I want to be pimp enough to say "I know" when a hot girl with no bra on says "I love you." some day.
Rhod: *DIES WITH LAUGHTER*
Rhod: NEW QUOTE OF MY LIFE.
Rhod: And I'm sorry. That could apply so well to Mikey, too.
Except he'd never acknowledge wanting to be pimp. :>
Dilly: Ahahaha.
Dilly: I hold that I am lame like Dunn and Graves combined.
Dilly: Into a really really really ugly quasi-hitter with a quasi-arm.
Rhod: Oh, whatever. Dunn is one of the best hitters in the NL.
Rhod: And Graves is a decent reliever. It's just that he kind of sucks as a closer.
Dilly: Kind of.
Dilly: If by kind of you mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

9:25 AM 7/24/2005

Rhod: Did the printer eventually work?
Dilly: Yes. An hour later.
Dilly: AN HOUR.
Dilly: First it ran out of ink.
Dilly: Then, I forgot to take off the sticker on the ink cartridge.
Dilly: Then it was apparently trying to print out a test page, so whenever I tried to print something, the computer and printer would argue with each other and nothing would print at all.
Dilly: Which is why the _printer_ is Jorge.
Dilly: And the _computer_ is Andy.


1:32 AM 7/26/2005

Dilly: I swear, that scene was created for slash fans.
Rhod: I mean. No. Other. Reason.
Rhod: That entire scene.
Rhod: Through the crawling and thingy.
Rhod: And then the banter.
Rhod: And then Obi-Wan and Anakin practically HUMPING each other.
Rhod: IN PUBLIC.
Dilly: IN FRONT OF THE EVIL DUDE>
Rhod: SEEEEEEEEERIOUSLY.
Dilly: I bet evil dude was SO jealous, because he totally has an old guy hard on for Anakin.

evil dude = Palpatine.


6:25 PM 7/28/2005


Rhod:BOUNCY APPRENTICES WIN OMG.
Rhod: *SQUEALS AT THE SCRAGGY LITTLE PIGTAIL AND OMG*
Dilly: Bouncy Apprentices I-VIII constitute Qui-Gon's porn collection, you know this, right?
Rhod: lkja;dlfighdf
Rhod: *FALLS. OVER*


5:44 PM 8/3/2005

Dilly: You and I do so many different things during the day.
Dilly: 10am - rhod: *looks at fic*, dilly: *makes icons.
Dilly: 1pm - rhod: *looks at fic*, dilly: *makes icons*
Dilly: 5pm - rhod: *looks at fic*, dilly: *makes icons*

10:30 AM 8/6/2005

Rhod: *laughing, just realized yesterday that the spine of her diary from late high school has a sticker of ANAKIN on the spine*
Dilly: XDDDDDDD
Rhod: *sighs happily*
Rhod: <3
Dilly: See, you call ME a dork, but you are worse.
Rhod: Am not.
Dilly: I had a Darth Vader binder. So much cooler.
Dilly: And I wrote "Radiohead" in pink gel pen on the side.


11:19 PM 8/9/2005
Dilly: Dear broadcaster.
Dilly: If you say one more thing about Boston fans being great.
Dilly: I will EXPLODE YOUR HEAD WITH MY THOUGHTS.
Dilly: Thanks.

1:54 AM 8/16/2005

Dilly: omgggg this kitten that came out of the house bricks thing looks like baby Obi-Wan.
Dilly: Now that it's a little older, omg. It's got kind of square eyes.
Dilly: So it looks constantly earnest.
Dilly: Some might think it was thinking "omg mm milk" but it was actually thinking "MUST EAT AND GROW STRONG SO I CAN BE A JEDI"
Rhod: fkjg;ldfih are kitten hands configured to hold a lightsaber?
Dilly: He would hold it in his ittle teet if he had to.
Dilly: teeth
Rhod: *is busy adding this to the toast file*
Dilly: Kitties have the cutest little needle sharp teeth. <3
Dilly: DAMN YOU AND YOUR FILE. D:
Dilly: Kittens seldom have Ewan-shaped eyes, okay?
[insert doubt from me]
Dilly: They were. <3 they were all rectangly and bluuuue-greeeeen and it looked like he had eyelinerrrr.


Dilly: AHAHAHA. Yes. No. You know what makes Obi-Wan REALLY cry?
Dilly: Is how well Anakin and Tom would get along.
Dilly: "SO, OMG, this is a STARFIGHTER and, like, isn't she hot?" ":O Where did you get that detailing done?"
Dilly: "Can I FLY it?" ">_> If you don't tell my master."
Dilly: "HYPERSPACE. IS. THE BEST THING. EVER. OMG." "I know. :>"

1:31 PM 8/17/2005


Rhod: Maddy has never taken a clear look at Tom's penis!
Dilly: OBVIOUSLY. :|
Rhod: Come on. I bet they used to have a fairly ridiculous amount of sex. >:o!
Dilly: Okay, I'm actually talking to you, as I'm fairly certain I'm more familiar with Ewan's penis than yours.
Dilly: er. THAN YOU ARE


12:25 AM 9/4/2005


Rhod: That picture, OK? With the caption, "Are you sick and tired of training the CHosen One?"
Dilly: ...?
Rhod: *crying* I just love Obi-Wan's COMPLETE LAKC OF INTHUSIASM.
Dilly: ":} I hope your head falls off. :}"
Rhod: ":} If Mastuh leaves the ship again, I will try to smother you in your sleep. :}"
Dilly: ":} I've done it to other boys he's shown interest in. Don't think I won't. :}
Rhod: ":} You ever hear what happened to that blind bitch? :}"
Dilly: ":} And do you think you're the only one he's ever thought was the Chosen One? I've had to kill six Chosen Ones so far. :}"

[convo continued and posted here]



Dilly: So, Qui-Gon's spending the day with Shmi and his Chosen One.
Dilly: And Obi-Wan is spending the day with GARDULLA THE HUTT.




8:25 PM 9/13/2005

Rhod: One day, I am going to write Qui-Gon and Aubi run away and adopt kittens and live in a little hut-fic.
Rhod: And you are going to disown me.
Rhod: And then I will be sad.
Dilly: *giggles* Oh, I would not.
Dilly: I would jus tmake fun of you mercilessly.

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