It is dear, dear, dear stella_belli's birthday today, and well, since she turns into an old CRONE today and since she's always convinced that she isn't all that funny or charming or personable, I thought the best way to rub in the glories of youth past was to post, you know. A v. small sampling of some of the hilarious things that she's said to me in the past year.
Dilly: I'm thinking of [a word] that starts with xeno. Hah.
Rhod: Xenophobia? When he's looking at Jar Jar and like XD?
Dilly: I was like I WISH THERE WAS A DICTIONARY THAT I COULD LOOK AT WHERE THE WORDS WERE ALL IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SEARCH FOR THEM.
Dilly: And then I realized that I'm online ( too much. )